Anonymous: One time i gave this guy a blow job. And he had like a goood dick. But his cum tasted so nasty idk if he had asperagus or something but yeah he came in my mouth and said "swallow" so i was trying to be a diva and swallow that shit but ended up having the craziest gag reflex and threw up all over him. We went to Ihop afterwards tho, then he bought me some new shoes from Kmart. :)

xerneas:

sansatyler:

two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about

  • harry potter
  • high school musical

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officialputin:

white boys’ haircuts be like

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llamasgotoheaven:

lovenlife4me:

Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood . #proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads

#people#this dispels like fifty stereotypes and I love it

who goes to school at 6:30 in the morning? 
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
tortillas:

wartortles:

but what happened in 2012

puberty hit him so hard he got knocked out for a whole year
fook-me:

OH MY GOD